I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever.
If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.
So you’ve signed up for a dating site like Plenty Of Fish, thought long and hard about your profile, and selected just the right pictures to demonstrate what a great catch you are.
During this time I've tested catchy headlines, such as "He couldn't understand why he wasn't getting any traction.
Because we're a small operation compared to the big dating websites, we don't have all the data.
Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
Ok - I don't care who ya are - that right thar wus funny!
So I tested some, just to be sure we haven't been missing out on something that could generate notably more interest from the ladies online.